Despite whoring himself out to Rush Limbaugh for $1 million and not releasing a good album for a hundred years or so, Elton still has enough coolness currency left over from his seven consecutive number-one albums in the United States and putting the Pope in his fucking place to deserve ... Read More
Elton John Spends a Scary Amount of Coolness Currency Date-Raping "Gnomeo and Juliet" into Existence
Posted On January 21st 2011 By Goodtime Charlie. Under bobblehead dolls, Coolness Currency, Disney, Elton John, Entertainment, Gnomeo and Juliet, gnomes, Haiti, Justin Bieber, Movies, music, Pixar, Putting the Blocks to, Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare .
Despite whoring himself out to Rush Limbaugh for $1 million and not releasing a good album for a hundred years or so, Elton still has enough coolness currency left over from his seven consecutive number-one albums in the United States and putting the Pope in his fucking place to deserve ... Read More
NOW it all makes sense…
Posted On January 19th 2010 By Goodtime Charlie. Under Haiti, Los Angeles, Pat Robertson, religion, The Devil, weather .
As flashes of lightning burst through the dense gray sky, basso profundo blasts of thunder roll for minutes on end, and rain dumps down from the heavens, everything has suddenly come into focus.Clearly, Los Angeles made a pact with the Devil many years ago--in order to expel the ugly people ... Read More
How Brave
Posted On January 16th 2010 By Goodtime Charlie. Under America, Charities, Chelsea Clinton, Haiti, spin class, Wondrous Wikipedia .
Chelsea Clinton announced yesterday that she is going to do her part in sending aid to the people of Haiti--by hosting a spin class in Manhattan."Good Afternoon SoulCyclists," the note says "in a time of need, we can always look to our SOUL COMMUNITY to take action. In response to ... Read More
